What is the happiest age for a person?

What is the happiest age for a person?

Friday, May 13, 2016

Thallu Raja stories (Narcissist)

Thallu Raja likes to praise himself a lot and in his eyes he is the perfect "guy"; a compilation of stories Thallu Raja has told about himself/friends or family; all events inspired by real life events

Story 1
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Once Thallu Raja was going with friends on a vacation in Goa. He saw a guy carrying vegetables and fruits asking for a lift. As it was late, Raja insisted that they should give that person a lift.

Raja told the man that he has seen him somewhere and he told mine is a familiar face that's all. His friends made fun of him that he say the same thing to all. The man says his name as Manohar Parrikar and Raja says he knows this name from somewhere. The man just smiles.

At last they reaches his house and there were police men guarding the house and it was written on the gate "Chief Minister Goa'. He thanked Raja and left for his house. Raja couldn't believe he met the CM of Goa.


Story 2
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Thallu Raja has 6 years experience in his job, but a guy with 14 years experience will generally believe only Raja can do his duties in his absence.


Story 3
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Thallu Raja once scolded a very senior guy in office for raising his voice against him. He was about to slap but then thought it's not up to him and left the guy.


Story 4
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Thallu Raja once flatly refused an auto (taxi) guy to pay extra when he asked extra for night service after reaching his house


Story 5
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Thallu Raja once told he saw a driving school named Gorilla..On second inspection it was found as Guru Leela. Thallu Raja has driven expensive cars in Delhi and all, but doesn't know driving cars in real life.

Story 6
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Thallu Raja once booked a cab for his parents to collect them from airport (Toyota Innova/Qualis)..The cab people later apologized that they don't have the vehicle and offered an Audi Q7 as cab without any extra charge

Story 7
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Thallu Raja has a friend who worked in an oversees MacDonald's restaurant. He regularly kept the usual order of a regular customer who was happy seeing it and gifted him a Porsche 911 car.

Story 8
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During morning rain, an auto rickshaw driver requested Raja to sit in his auto so he can be dropped in his destination, as Thallu Raja is a good luck charm and the driver will get more money.

Story 9
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Thallu Raja has given interviews in Mercedes Benz and many big companies, but mostly the 'position' goes on hold after the interview (no question of him failing the interview)